Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney are on a break
Our generation’s John Lennon and Yoko Ono will no longer be humping on canvases for peace. Lady Gaga and her handsome nobody, Taylor Kinney announced the end of their engagement this week. If you’re wondering why this is coming at the same time as Diane Kruger and her handsome nobody, Joshua Jackson’s breakup, that’s because Taylor Swift and Kim Kardashian have gone f-cking nuclear online (which I’m mentally exhausted just thinking about).
The day after the reports, Gaga clarified on Instagram that IT’S JUST A BREAK, OKAY?
On the same day, Kinney’s ex, Brittany Sackett told Daily Mail Online that he had cheated on her with Gaga, and that she wouldn’t be surprised if he cheated on her too.
If Gaga and Kinney do end up getting back together, can she at least get an upgrade on that cheap-ass Chuck E. Cheese ring?