RIP to Emrew, love is officially dead.
Emma Stone and her Urban Outfitters partner in crime, Andrew Garfield have broken up for reals this time. The 2015 reincarnation of Annie Hall and her Neanderthal-bearded prince are sadly no more.
After kind of breaking up a couple of months ago, then having lunch in L.A. in August, the quirky twosome have punk’d us with anonymous “sources” whispering to US Weekly, “They still have a lot of love for one another and they are on good terms with each another and remain close. It just wasn't working.”
Another source told PEOPLE, “This time last year they were privately discussing marriage.”
Sh-t, if Emrew, Jelena, McGosling and Robsten couldn’t even make it, how is there hope for the rest of us?
The real-life Tom and Summer will have to find new hipsters to hold up napkin signs with and ride on adorable bikes together.
One serious question, though: Who gets custody of the dog? How do couples sort that out?
On the bright side, check out Woody Allen’s dream girl dance and lick a sailor’s face in this music video.
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