
Rachel Weisz is 48 and preggers
Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig, my forever #GOALS celebrity couple are expecting. The news was broken by The New York Times last Friday....

Taylor Swift's "Delicate" video is embarrassing
When it was announced that Taylor Swift's music video for "Delicate" was dropping, I gleefully texted my group chat with my mom and...

Stranger Things 2 review
SPOILER FREE Happy Halloween! I’m officially done with my Masters y’all! I wrote my dissertation on low budget horror movies. It feels...

Miranda Kerr finally married her billionaire
While her ex-husband Orlando Bloom has been frolicking with his schlong out and f-cking 20-somethings, Miranda Kerr finally wed her...

Lesbi-honest trailer: Emma Stone as Billie Jean King in Battle of the Sexes
A quick note before we get to the trailer: I just turned in my last assignment before working on my dissertation! I hate not being as...

13 Reasons Why review
SPOILER FREE There’s no way to sugarcoat teen suicide, and I’m glad they didn’t. The Internet has been littered with stories about...

In times of uncertainty, Iggy Azalea’s ass is a higher truth
In case anyone forgot, butts are still a thing. But I’m pretty sure underboob is running a close second this season (see Fenty x Puma...

Rough Night is The Hangover on steroids
First off, Happy International Women’s Day! Sorry I didn’t have time to protest, but I was like, totally with you guys in spirit. I even...

Margot Robbie goes ugly for I, Tonya
And oh, it must have taken hours in hair and makeup to transform her into a schlubby figure skater. Read: FIGURE SKATER. It’s not like...

How can I wear a choker without looking like a slave to fashion?
Every couple of years or so, a trend comes along that is so blatantly trendy, that I’m scared of touching it for fear of looking like I’m...