I didn’t feel like writing multiple posts to cover all the horrifying pink tulle dresses. For some reason everyone showed up like it was prom? My favorites are at the bottom, but you’ll have to read through all this garbage first. Jay L. Clendenin / Los Angeles Times Gemma Chan. Honey, I’m really proud of you. You’ve had a great year. But for someone who’s playing fashion It Girl, Astrid Leong-Teo, why are you dressed like an inflatable pink lifeboat? It’s as if Valentino gra
Charlize Theron looks like she’s wearing Fleur Delacour cosplay. This is honestly one of the most disappointing gowns of the night. Surely Dior had something else? Bridesmaid blue is usually Amy Adams’s lane. She could’ve played it safe and pulled out one of her go-to gold metallic dresses. If Theron were going to wear something so matronly, she should’ve gone the whole nine yards and worn all black. It probably would’ve better complemented the new brunette bob. I don’t care
I had no idea who the hell Elsie Fisher was until today. But then she marched up to her mark looking like a young Margot Tenenbaum and she went from a WHO to a THEM. I did a quick Google and was shocked she’s the same star from Eighth Grade. She is wearing the sh-t out of this three piece suit and little barrette. She’s only 15 years old and she’s mugging beyond her years. I respect a teenage girl who can rock menswear while the rest of her peers are swanning around in tulle.
I’d like Rachel Weisz to strangle me in this gown. The red latex crop top is giving me Berlin sex club vibes. I like that the tulle skirt isn’t too tufty, which would’ve overwhelmed the whole look. The headband… I could do without. A more tousled hairdo might’ve evened out the princess/dominatrix contrast. It’s definitely a departure from Weisz’s safer choices on the red carpet. Just because you know you’re not going to win doesn’t mean you have to wear a snooze of a dress (h
As I was scrolling through my inbox yesterday, I came across ASOS’s latest newsletter. Usually I don’t open spam, but the subject caught my eye: “New brand exclusive: COLLUSION.” Je suis intrigué. Here’s what the email says: Introducing COLLUSION. An authentic new brand inspired by (and created by) its own audience. Exclusive to ASOS, COLLUSION is all about inclusivity. Available in sizes XXS to 2XL, with a variety of unisex pieces woven into the collection and starting at £5
Lena Waithe is not here for your Catholic bullsh-t. While other attendees wore crosses and halos, Waithe rolled up in a motherf-cking pride flag like a gay superhero. Catholicism has historically discriminated against the LGBT community. Waithe’s ensemble was a fashion statement and a political one. Last September she became the first black woman to win an Emmy for comedy writing. Here’s an excerpt from her beautiful acceptance speech: … last but certainly not least, my LGBTQ
I was lucky enough to witness this moment live. Kendall Jenner’s toilet paper jumpsuit was putting me to sleep until this happened: It’s all fun and games until someone GETS IN YOUR GODDAMN SHOT. That is a face to not be f-cked with. I love how petty and obnoxious it is. It’s almost as wonderful as this: Header image credit: REX/Shutterstock #KendallJenner #MetGala #Beyonce #Fashion #phreshofftherunway
Like I said, the Kardashian-Jenner clan don’t come to play. See Kylie Jenner. It looks like Kim Kardashian did the bare minimum by ironing on cross patches to an otherwise ho hum gold Versace dress. Make no mistake: Her body looks INCREDIBLE. And at least it’s not your nana’s floral sofa. Noticeably missing was her problematic bae, Kanye West. Kim understandably left the crazy at home. There has been talk about how his bizarre behavior can be attributed to his mental health.
I didn’t expect Kylie Jenner to bother with the theme. The Kardashians and Jenners never do. But is this the best you could do? Don’t blame this Alexander Wang mess on her being a new mom. That is an insult to working moms everywhere. Her boobs have no support. It’s as if her dress is flimsily attached to a bandeau with a half-assed exposed zipper on the side. The most interesting aspect is her bedazzled leggings (stockings?), but those were only visible when she walked the s
This year’s theme was “Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination” with attendees advised to wear their “Sunday best.” Obviously there were crosses. There were veils. There were headpieces, mostly overcompensating for boring pastel dresses. Do you think Beyoncé skipped this one because she already gave us this: Kevin Winter/Getty Images for NARAS THAT is the epitome of a heavenly body. Draped in a gold headdress and pregnant with twins, she was like an earth mother