Double Your Dosage

Lesbian chat boards across the Internet collectively gasped when the Casanova of Los Feliz, Kristen Stewart stepped out with a new woman last week. She had not been seen with her girlfriend of two years, Victoria’s Secret model, Stella Maxwell since October, when Stewart was filming Charlie’s Angels in Amsterdam. The public hand holding seems to confirm that Stewart and Maxwell are over. And Stewart seems to be rebounding HARD. True to form, she cannot be single for longer th

Lizzie falls in the sweet spot of my Venn diagram of interests: True crime, smashing the patriarchy, lesbian drama and Kristen Stewart. Unfortunately it failed to hit my cinematic G-spot. What was sold as a sexy gothic thriller is actually a dull family drama in which two characters literally get axed off at the end. We open on the brutal crime scene of Lizzie Borden’s (Chloë Sevigny) murdered father and stepmother in 1892 Massachusetts. As the prime suspect, Lizzie is questi

I’d been dying to watch this all day as soon as it popped up on @godimsuchadyke’s Insta, but was out with friends, and god knows you can’t hear anything on BART. Lizzie, lovingly dubbed “Lezzie” by the lesbian chat boards, is a psychological thriller based on the infamous story of Lizzie Borden, who was suspected of murdering her parents with an axe in 19th century New England. She was tried and later acquitted. The case has never been solved. This adaptation doesn’t pull any

Kristen Stewart went viral last week when she sorta kinda came out in her interview with ELLE UK. As I mentioned last month, the theme is “Icons of Change” and LGBT issues. The winning quote is, of course: “I think also right now I'm just really in love with my girlfriend. We've broken up a couple of times and gotten back together, and this time I was like, 'Finally, I can feel again.” It’s not like she hasn’t talked about her fluid sexuality before. But after several intervi

Like all great love stories, Equals is about two people who want to bone but can’t. Only this time, it’s in a utopian future where emotions have been eradicated. Which leaves a society of people milling around like Sims with blank expressions on their faces. Apparently in the future, we also wear a lot of white. Meet Silas (Nicholas Hoult). He’s just your average brainwashed zombie who eats, works and sleeps. In the beginning of the movie, we see he’s completed over 2,000 puz

Actually, I take that back. I heard a few women speak, but only when it pertained to sex or servicing Jesse Eisenberg’s character. The rest of it is mostly men talking on phones about important business stuff. From what I can gather, Café Society is a ‘30s love story about a young man (Eisenberg) who tries to make it as an agent in Hollywood. There, he falls in love with his boss’ (Steve Carell) girl, played by Kristen Stewart. Years later, he’s given up on Hollywood and move

Not that that’s a bad thing. Months after giving us a teaser in the form of an 80s music video, we now have the full trailer for Equals, starring Kristen Stewart and Nicholas Hoult. Watch it here, then meet me after the jump. It’s a schmaltzy concept, but it sounds cute. Like if you took all the politics out of 1984, and added just a dash of A Clockwork Orange, this would be it. Or you know, Equilibrium without the martial arts. But God, the cinematography looks gorgeous. Am

Chanel released new ads for its “Paris In Rome” campaign starring Kristen Stewart over the weekend. Karl Lagerfeld told Women’s Wear Daily he was inspired by Yvonne Furneaux in La Dolce Vita. To me, she looks more like a sexy rich lady who wants to murder somebody. Like, she’s getting turned on by the idea of poisoning your oatmeal. Anyway, she looks f-cking hot. The shoot looks very film noir-meets-80’s-workout-video. I especially love the lace tights and the glitter under h

The film, directed by Karl Lagerfeld, premiered at the Métiers d’Art show in Rome today, and is now on the Chanel website. It’s called Once and Forever, not to be confused with that soap that your parents fall asleep to. Click here for a recap. We’ll get to the clothes in a second. Kristen Stewart stars as a bratty actress preparing to play Coco Chanel. She’s pissed that a young rookie director is taking over the film, and is on the war path to make everyone on set miserable.

Harper’s Bazaar published the first photos of Kristen Stewart on the set of Karl Lagerfeld’s new short film, Once and Forever. Like Clouds of Sils Maria, this one’s very meta: She’s playing an actress preparing to play the young Coco when the movie’s director is replaced by some French rookie. Stewart’s character isn’t happy about this. “She’s not the nicest person,” Lagerfeld told the magazine. “She is quite condescending. It’s a modern woman, the way some modern movie stars