Double Your Dosage

Hilary Duff is starring in a new slasher movie called The Haunting of Sharon Tate. She plays the titular actress who was eight-and-a-half months pregnant when she and her friends were tragically murdered by Charles Manson’s followers in her LA home in 1969 (her then husband Roman Polanski was in Europe at the time). In this version Duff talks in a goofy old-timey accent (not unlike Blake Lively in Age of Adaline) about visions of her imminent death but in typical horror movie

Fox has debuted a new reality singing show so bizarre and dystopian, it made Netflix’s Bandersnatch say, “WTF?” Meet The Masked Singer where 12 ahem, celebrities don extravagant costumes and sing while a group of judges have to guess their identities. Host, Nick Cannon, who I’m comfortable with replacing Ryan Seacrest forever, is joined by judges Nicole Scherzinger, Ken Jeong (um, okay), anti-vax warrior, Jenny McCarthy and walking STD Robin Thicke. Someone on Twitter remarke

The benefit of staying home on New Year’s Eve (aside from avoiding drunk drivers and meandering cold city streets in heels and tiny clothes) is seeing Stranger Things’ season 3 poster dropping in real time on Instagram and Twitter. THIS WAS MY BALL DROP! After teasing the release date on Instagram Live with footage of NYE in the 1980s intercut with its ad spot for the Starcourt Mall, Stranger Things finally announced a July 4 release date. So instead of attending my family’s