Double Your Dosage

Vanity Fair has just released a three-part short film featuring every famous British actor ever. Staying true to the magazine’s obsession with old Hollywood glam, it’s a 1940s-style newsreel with some saying a famous one-liner. I could care less about Benedict Cumberbatch jumping into a pond. My longtime girl crush, Keira Knightley reenacted the famous orgasm scene from When Harry Met Sally. God, she is so sexy. Especially with that jaw. My favorite part is what Judi Dench sa

Because Lionsgate still isn’t done squeezing the udders of its favorite cash cow, it has launched a contest called The Storytellers: New Voices of the Twilight Saga project. It’s supposed to encourage new female filmmakers, so if you have boobs, you’re in luck! EW has just announced the six winners of the screenplay round. Isn’t this basically a fan fiction contest? Normally I’d be all over this, but since none of the stories revolve around Bedward, I don’t care. Here’s the l

I feel like we (Katy Perry, included) knew the halftime show would be a five out of 10. How do you follow up Beyoncé and a Destiny’s Child reunion? With two musical guests, a mechanical tiger, googley-eyed plush toys and a shark high on life. I loved Perry’s entrance. I wish I could ride that tiger to class. I would ride it to my graduation ceremony if I could. It was spectacular. And when she did a duet with Lenny Kravitz? Amazing. I hope they release a version of “I Kissed